This blogging lark is easy isn't it?

Ok this is my attempt at writing something in a slightly more diary like way:

Is it strange that after signing up to last.fm I made a concerted effort for the first day to listen to as wide a variety of music as possible? It was almost as if subconsciously I feared that anybody who looked at my account while I was still very new would come away thinking “wow that guy he sure does love Lily Allen, perhaps too much” after noticing 100% of my tracks were so far by Lily Allen. There is no chance that they would have looked and said he has only listened to 4 songs so far I guess he must still be new. The next morning I listened to 25 tracks by the same artist and for a second had a mild wave of dread that it would seem I like them as much as I like all other music put together.

I don’t know what this peculiar aspect of my mind is when it comes to understanding how others look at me. I always assume people follow very peculiar lines of reasoning that make no sense in hindsight. I sometimes wonder whether or not other people suffer from a similar problem. I think a fair few people I know do but I wonder how aware of it they are.

In other news I feel like I am a vegetable. A horrible and dull vegetable. I exercise a fair bit so I have become pretty tough and skinny in a mildly triangular sort of way. The lack of sun is making me go a little bit whiter than I would like. I think I am still agreeable on the palate so maybe I am a parsnip. I guess it may be a case of you are what you eat, they should warn new vegetarians about this.

I think I just need to get out of this house prison. I want my passport and I want to move away. Of course the closer it comes the more I realise I will miss a lot of people. Some people a lot more than I thought I would. That was always going to be the case I guess but you can never be sure who it is you will miss can you? The emotional form of the uncertainty principle perhaps.

I wish I had worked more these last few months so that I could see so many people more before I go. I am working this week though which is nice. It will pay for my trip to Leeds and Edinburgh next week which is fortunate and is something that I am genuinely quite excited about. Look at me doing stuff. Like a person.

This is a pretty dull way of writing isn’t it? Hmm I will spice it up. Today to do something different I invented a time machine and went back in time and killed my grandfather I’m still waiting to see what comes of it. I also went back in time with a string faller and pretended I invented it myself I named it a yo-yo after my dog. Come to think about it since I came back to the future we have a different dog… and I’m uncircumcised?! Oh dear me this is not good not good at all. I will keep you updated on anything else I notice.

Joke: How does the moon cut his hair? E-clipse it!

Song: Lil Kim’ - Lighters Up

Word: Chongwangp’an (Electric Notice Board)